Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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