It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We left an ass print on the piano.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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