is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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