Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Randomize
