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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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