I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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