She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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