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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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