that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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