I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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