ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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