OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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