I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize