Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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