This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I am naked and annoyed.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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