Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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