I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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