this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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