Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I stole a fireplace last night.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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