your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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