I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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