If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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