is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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