listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
if only i could text you this smell
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
