Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize
