chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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