I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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