Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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