ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i came on her dog
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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