Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you will always have a special place in my vag
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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