i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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