oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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