ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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