Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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