question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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