I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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