Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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