I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
