have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
