It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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