doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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