Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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