No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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