just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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