): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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