I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My vagina just clenched in fear
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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