my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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