True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
PANTIES FOUND
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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