I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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