if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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