I'm jealous of your bromance
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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