When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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