JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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